The Difference between theory and reality.

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One day little Johnny got an assignment from Mrs. Pandolfini. The assignment was to have the difference between theory and reality understood by class tomorrow. Now Johnny, being a bright kid, understood his father knew everything. He would go and ask him...

"Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?"

Dad said, "Well, it's hard to explain, so let me illustrate. Go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 2 million dollars."

Johnny said, "OK, but that's a little weird"

To sister, Johnny said, "Hey sissy, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 2 million dollars?"

She giggles and said. "Oh yeah."

Johnny returns to his father, a little more confused. His father tells him it may become more clear if he asks the same thing to his mom.

To mom, Johnny asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 2 million dollars?"

Mom looked around, and after deciding it was clear, she said, "Absolutely."

Johnny was befuttled. He returned to his Dad, and said, "Dad, they both said yes, but I still don't get it."

His father said, "Well Johnny, in theory we are sitting on a goldmine, but in reality, we're living with a bunch of whores."